Tom was a loving husband, but today he was in trouble because he had forgotten his wedding anniversary, and his wife was really ticked off at him.
She told him in no uncertain terms, “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in under six seconds, AND IT HAD BETTER BE THERE!”
The next morning, Tom got up really early, and went out.
When his wife woke up a couple of hours later, she looked out the window, and there was a small gift-wrapped box sitting in the middle of the driveway.
Confused by what she saw, the wife put on her robe, ran out to the driveway, and took the box into the house.
She opened it, and inside she found a brand new set of bathroom scales.
Tom is not yet well enough to have visitors.
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