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Foreplay

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We all know that foreplay is an important element of having a good sexual relationship with your partner, but did you know that the nature of foreplay varies considerably in different countries around the world.

For example, Jewish foreplay consists of three hours of begging.

Italian foreplay is typically like, “Maria, I’m home!”

And…..

American foreplay is all too often “Honey, your car is washed, the kids are clean, the dishes are done and here is that diamond ring you have always wanted”.

Of course there is always English foreplay, which in my experience consists of the wife saying “just get on with it which I lie back and think of England”.


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