A couple were fooling around in the bedroom when they heard a key turning in the front door.
They were right in the middle of, well you know what, I don’t have to go into graphic detail, but let’s just say the noise from the front door came as a real shock and was enough to bring them rapidly back to reality.
The woman quickly broke away from her lover and yelled, “Oh my God! It’s my husband. Quick, jump out the window”.
“I can’t do that” the man replied. “We are on the thirteenth floor!”
“For heaven’s sake Brian!” the woman cried out, “This isn’t a good time to be superstitious!”
Well I don’t now what happened after that, but just like you and poor old Brian, we have been left hanging.
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