A couple were fooling around in the bedroom when they heard a key turning in the front door.
The woman quickly broke away from her lover and yelled, “Oh my God! It’s my husband. Quick, jump out the window”.
“I can’t do that” the man replied. “We are on the thirteenth floor!”
“For heaven’s sake Brian! the woman cried out, “This isn’t a good time to be superstitious!”
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