An airplane had just taken off from Chicago’s O’Hare airport and once they had reached the cruising altitude, the captain began his normal after takeoff flight announcement.
“Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight 4295, nonstop from Chicago to Newark”.
The captain continued, “Our weather ahead is good and with the tail wind we anticipate a smooth and uneventful flight. So sit back and relax – OH MY GOD! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!”
Silence followed, and after a few minutes, the intercom came to life once again.
The calm voice of the captain said, “Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier, but while I was finishing my announcement, the flight-attendant brought me a cup of coffee and spilled the whole thing right my lap. You should see the front of my pants!”
A passenger in Coach said, “Yeah, right… He should see the back of mine!”
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