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Five Young Bulls

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Have you heard the one about the five young bulls?

Ok, so there were these five young bulls who were standing around in their pasture on the farm, as bulls do, discussing what they wanted to be when they grew up.

The first bull proudly announced that he wanted to go to Rome and become a Papal bull.

After a moment of thought, as bulls aren’t the quickest thinking animals, the second bull said he wanted to go to New York City and become a bull on Wall Street.

The third bull had a similar idea, wanting to go to the USA, but this one wanted to go to the windy city to become a Chicago Bull.

The fourth bull said that he also had travel plans, he wanted to go to Beijing and be a bull in a China shop.

The fifth bull, who was the oldest and wisest of the bunch, just said he was just going to stay in the pasture for heifer and heifer and heifer.

Well what did you expect? A good joke? With a topic like this are you surprised it’s a load of old bull? Well, young bull, but… Oh come on, I know you want to laugh… That’s it, crack a smile, I can see it coming… Bingo! Now quick, before you change your mind, hit the share button and send a copy of this off into the ether and let’s have some more people laughing.

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