The Sunday school teacher was telling the children about the story of Noah’s Ark and asked his class, “Now children, do you think Noah did a lot of fishing when he was on the Ark?”
Little Johnny immediately stuck his hand in the air.
The Sunday school teacher beckoned to him to give his answer.
“Of course not miss”, replied Johnny, “how could Noah fish with just two worms!”
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