She checked into her hotel and the bellboy took her bags.
She followed the bellboy, and as the door closed, she looked around and shook her fist at him.
“Young man!”, she said, “I may be old and straight from the hills, but that don’t mean I’m stupid! I paid good money for a room in this hotel and this room won’t do. No, it won’t do at ALL! It’s too small, there’s no ventilation, no TV, there’s not even a BED!”
Stunned by the woman’s retoric, the bellboy recovered his senses, and said “But Ma’am, this is the elevator”.
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