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First The Lord Made Man

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Here’s a lovely little poem about the creation and how God made Adam and Eve, it’s called “First the Lord made man”.

First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden
Then he said to himself, “There’s something he’s needin'”.

After casting about for a suitable pearl
He kept messing around and created a girl.

Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender
Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender.

Two lovely hips to increase his desire
And rounded and firm to bring out the fire.

Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud
Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud.

Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you
And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you.

Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder
And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder.

Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing.

Then he added a mouth.

Ruined the whole farking thing.

I don’t know who wrote this, but it’s really funny. Thanks.

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