A first grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students, who was disinterested in the lessons and kept messing around.
The teacher asked him, “Harry what is your problem?”
Harry answered, “I’m too smart for the first grade miss. My sister is in the third grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third grade too!”
The teacher had had enough. So she took Harry to the principal’s office.
While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was.
The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test, and if he failed to answer any of his questions, he was to go back to the first grade and behave.
The teacher agreed.
Harry was brought into the principal’s office, and the conditions were explained to him. He agrees to take the test.
Principal: “What is 3 x 3?”
Principal: “What is 6 x 6?”
And so it went with every question that the principal thought a third grade should know.
The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, “I think Harry can go to the third grade.”
The teacher says to the principal, “Let me ask him some questions?” The principal and Harry both agree.
The teacher asks, “What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?”
Harry, after a moment, “Legs.”
Teacher: “What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?”
The principal wondered, why does she ask such a question!
Harry replied, “Pockets.”
Teacher: What’s starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy,oval,delicious and contains thin whitish liquid ?
The principal’s eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry was taking charge.
Teacher: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky ?
The Principal said to stop this session, but the teacher continued.
Teacher: Now I will ask some “Who am I” sort of questions, answer me.
Harry: Ok miss.
Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you’re bored. The best man always has me first.
Principal was looking restless and bit tensed.
Harry: wedding ring
Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I’m not well, I drip. When you blow me you feel good.
Teacher: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Teacher: What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot of excitement?
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, “Put Harry in the fifth grade, I missed the last ten questions myself.”
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