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First Date

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When he picked her up at her house, he was most gentlemanly and chivalrous, even opening and closing the car door for her.

At dinner, the two enjoyed each others company immensely over a meal at a fancy restaurant, and were having a wonderful first date.

in fact, Bob’s attentive ways spilled right over after dinner as they went to the movie theater.

A few minutes into the film, Bob asked Sue, “Can you see, dear?”

Sue answered, “Yes Bob, I can see fine.”

A few minutes passed, and Bob asked her, “Is your seat comfortable?”

Sue responded, “Oh yes, it’s extremely comfortable.”

Moments later Bob asked her, “Is there a draft on you?”

Sue, being now really impressed with Bob’s attentiveness, said “No Bob, I feel no draft at all.”

Upon hearing her answer to his final question, Bob replied, “That’s great. Why don’t we switch seats.”

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