First Class Parrot

A businessman on a long haul flight took his seat only to find that his neighbor in the first class cabin was a parrot.

The aircraft took off and the flight attendant asked what the pair of them would like to drink.

“Glenlivet on the rocks with a twist,” the parrot said.

The businessman ordered a coke.

After waiting two or three minutes, the bird started yelling, “Where’s my drink?!  Stop fooling around and give me my drink!”

The fight attendant quickly ran to him with his glass to avoid a fuss on the flight, leaving the businessman still thirsty.

Half an hour later the fight attendant made a second round of drinks.

The bird ordered another Glenlivet and a Wall Street Journal.

The businessman asked for another coke.

Again, after a couple of minutes, the bird screamed, squawking, “You lazy idiot!  Where is my drink?!”

The poor flight attendant nearly tripped over herself getting the parrot his drink and the newspaper.

Meanwhile, the businessman still had nothing and after ten more minutes decided to take his cue from the bird.

“Hey! Where’s my coke!  The service here stinks!”

Out of nowhere the purser, the captain and two passengers grabbed the businessman and the bird, opened the hatch and threw them both out of the plane.

At 30,000 feet in the air the two of them fell side by side and the parrot said to the terrified man, “Wow that took a lot of guts for a guy with no wings.”

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