The principal of an exclusive girls finishing school, where they teach young ladies to behave “properly” and not like “commoners“, was lecturing her students on sexual morality.
“We live today in very difficult times for young people. In moments of temptation”, the principal said, “ask yourselves just one question: Is an hour of pleasure worth a lifetime of shame?”
A girl in the back of the class raised her hand in the air and said, “Excuse me Miss Sharples, but how do you make it last an hour?”
The principal fainted.
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