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In A Fine Restaurant

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A gorgeous young woman was sitting at a table in a fine restaurant one night waiting for her date to arrive.

She wanted to make sure that her make-up was perfect, but as she bent down in her chair to get the mirror from her purse, she accidentally farted quite loudly.

Just at that moment, the waiter walked up to her table.

Sitting up straight now, embarrassed and red faced, knowing that everyone in that fine restaurant must have heard her fart, she turned to the waiter and demanded “Stop That!”

The waiter looked at her dryly and said, “Sure lady, which way is it headed?”

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