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Fiftieth Wedding Anniversary

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To celebrate their fiftieth wedding anniversary, an elderly couple returned to the hotel where they had spent their wedding night and honeymoon.

They had a lovely meal in the hotel restaurant which brought back wonderful memories, as not only was it in the same room where they dined on their wedding night all those years ago, they also had a table in the same location. It felt really special.

After retiring up to their hotel room, the wife turned to her husband and said, “Darling, do you remember how you stroked my hair on our wedding night?”

Her husband leaned over to her and with his old wrinkly fingers, he stroked her hair.

She reminded him of the way they had cuddled each other on their wedding night, so they cuddled each other again, bringing back more memories from all those years ago.

Then, with a sigh, the wife whispered in her husband’s ear, “Won’t you nibble my ear again like you did on our wedding night?”

With that, the husband got out of bed and went to leave the room.

“Where are you going?” his wife cried.

“To get my teeth Mabel, to get my teeth” he said.


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