Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement home were sitting on a bench under a tree, talking about feeling old.
One turns to the other and says: “You know Bob, I’m 83 years old now, and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age. How do you feel?”
Bob replies, “I feel just like a newborn baby.”
“Really!!!? Like a newborn baby?”, the first old man replies.
“Yep. I have no hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.”