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Feeling Old

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Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement home were sitting on a bench under a tree, talking about feeling old.

One turned to the other and said: “You know Bob, I’m 83 years old now, and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age. How do you feel?”

Bob replied, “I feel just like a newborn baby.”

“Really!!!? Like a newborn baby?”, the first old man replied.

“Yep. I have no hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.”

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