I’m addicted to fast food and I readily admit it.
I had just come out of the new McDonald’s near to where I live, with a Quarter Pounder with Cheese, large fries, a chocolate shake and an Apple Pie.
A poor homeless man sat outside, and as I walked past him he said, “I haven’t eaten for two days”.
I said to him, “I wish I had your will power”.
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