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Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Weinbrenner_Shoe_Factory.jpgA very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law.

“I welcome you into the family,” said the man. “To show you how much we care for you, I am making you a 50-50 partner in the family business. All you have to do, is go to the factory every day, and learn the operations of the business.”

The son-in-law interrupted him. “I hate factories. I can’t stand the noise”, he said.

“I see.” replied the father-in-law, “Well, then you’ll work in the office and take charge of some of the operations.”

“I hate office work,” said the son-in-law. “I can’t stand being stuck behind a desk.”

“Wait a minute,” said the father-in-law. “I just made you the half owner of a money-making industry, but you don’t like factories, and won’t work in an office. What am I going to do with you?”

“Easy,” said the son-in-law. “Buy me out.”


Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Weinbrenner_Shoe_Factory.jpg

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