Murphy’s wife purchased a new line of expensive cosmetics that she saw advertised on television and which guaranteed to make her look years younger.
After spending a long time sitting in front of the mirror applying her “miracle” cosmetic products, she asked Murphy, “Darling, honestly, what age would you say I am?”
Murphy looked her over carefully and then replied, “Well honey, judging from your skin, I would say twenty. By your hair, eighteen. By your figure, twenty five”.
“Oh wow, you flatterer!” she said, blushing deeply.
“Wait a minute”, Murphy replied, interrupting her. “I haven’t added them up yet”.
And that I hear is when the fighting started.
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