Embarrassing First Time Meeting

Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Set_dinner_table.jpgJulie goes to her boyfriend’s parents house for dinner, and as this is to be her first time meeting the family, she is very nervous.

She arrives with her boyfriend at her parents house, introductions are made, and they all sit down and begin eating a fine meal.

Julie begins to feel a little discomfort, in part thanks to her nervousness, and not helped by the broccoli casserole that her prospective mother-in-law has made.

Eventually, the gas pains are almost making Julie’s eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit, and lets out a dainty little fart.

It wasn’t loud, but everyone at the table heard the toot.

Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriends father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the women’s feet, and said in a rather stern voice, “Ginger!”

Julie thought, “this is great!” and a big smile came across her face.

However, a couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again.

This time, she didn’t even hesitate. She let a much louder and longer fart rip.

The father again looked at the dog and yelled, “dammit Ginger!”

Once again Julie smiled and thought, “yes!”.

A few minutes later she had no choice but to let another one rip.

This time she didn’t even think about it. She let rip with a real ripsnorting fart that rivaled that of a train whistle blowing.

Again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, “dammit Ginger, get away from her before she sh*ts on you!”


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