On one of his pastoral visits, a minister noticed that there were eleven holes in a door and inquired what they were for.
“We have eleven cats, the eleven holes are for them to go out through”, the man of the house explained to the minister.
“But why do you need eleven holes? Can’t they all go out through the same hole one by one?” the minister asked.
“Well”, the man of the house replied, “when my wife says ‘scat‘, she means it!”
Hmmm… made me wonder why there wasn’t another large hole in the door for the man of hte house to escape through!
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