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Elementary School Teacher

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An elementary school teacher had a class of 26 third grade students.

One day, she presented each of the children in her class the first half of a well known proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.

It’s hard to believe that these answers actually came from third grade students, their insight and knowledge of the world just might surprise you.

While reading, keep in mind that these are third grade students, just eight year olds, because the last one is an absolute classic!

  1. Don’t change horses until they stop running.
  2. Strike while the bug is close.
  3. It’s always darkest before Daylight Saving Time.
  4. Never underestimate the power of termites.
  5. You can lead a horse to water but how?
  6. Don’t bite the hand that looks dirty.
  7. No news is impossible.
  8. A miss is as good as a Mr.
  9. You can’t teach an old dog new math.
  10. If you lie down with dogs, you’ll stink in the morning.
  11. Love all, trust me.
  12. The pen is mightier than the pigs.
  13. An idle mind is the best way to relax.
  14. Where there’s smoke there’s pollution.
  15. Happy the bride who gets all the presents.
  16. A penny saved is not much.
  17. Two’s company, three’s the Musketeers.
  18. Don’t put off till tomorrow what you put on to go to bed.
  19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and you have to blow your nose.
  20. There are none so blind as Stevie Wonder.
  21. Children should be seen and not spanked or grounded.
  22. If at first you don’t succeed get new batteries.
  23. You get out of something only what you see in the picture on the box.
  24. When the blind lead the blind get out of the way.
  25. A bird in the hand is going to poop on you.

And the WINNER and last one!

26. Better late than pregnant.

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