The drunk naked woman staggered right up to his taxi, opened the door, more fell than jumped in and lay down on the back seat.
The cab driver turned his head, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman.
He made no attempt to start the cab.
The woman glared back at him and said, “What’s wrong with you, honey? Haven’t you ever seen a naked woman before?”
The old Jewish driver answered, “Let me tell you sumsing, lady. I vasn’t staring at you like you tink; det vould not be proper vair I come from”.
The drunk woman giggled and responded, “Well, if you’re not staring at my naked body sweetie, what are you doing then?”
The taxi driver paused a moment, then told her, “Vell, Madam, I am looking and I am looking, and I am tinking to myself,’Vair in da hell is dis lady keeping de money to pay for dis ride?'”
Now, that’s a REAL Jewish Businessman!
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