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Elderly Couple About To Get Married

Image used under a Collective Commons License from: is a sweet story about an elderly couple who are both in their 70’s are about to get married.

At the marriage ceremony, but before they say their vows, the woman wanted to talk.

She said to her husband to be: “I want to keep my house”.

He said: “That’s fine with me”.

She then said: “I want to keep my Cadillac”.

He again said: “That’s fine with me”.

Then she said: “And I want to have sex 6 times a week”.

Her future husband said: “Put me down for Friday”.

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