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Albert Einstein

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Albert Einstein was born March 14, 1879.

He would be more than 140 years old if he were alive today.

Many people have heard of Albert Einstein, but relatively few people remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919.

At the time, Alberet Einstein he stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was so well endowed.

He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is even stronger if there is a DNA connection.

This came to be known as….

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Einstein’s Theory of Relative Titty

Oh, quit groaning! I don’t write this stuff.
I receive it from my warped friends and then send it on to you.
It beats the political crap don’t you think.


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