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Eating Grass

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One afternoon, a wealthy businessman was riding in the back of his limousine, when he saw two men who were sitting by the side of the road, eating grass.

He ordered his driver to stop the limousine, and he got out to investigate.

“Why are you eating grass?”, he asked one man.

“We are so poor, we don’t have any money for food.”, the man replied.

“Oh”, the wealthy man said to them, “you had better come along with me then”.

“But sir, I have a wife with two children!”, the poor man said to him.

“Bring them along! And you, come with us too!”, he said to the other man.

“But sir, I have a wife with six children!” the second man answered.

“Bring them as well!”was the response.

So, they all climbed into the limousine, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as that.

Once underway, one of the poor fellows says “Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.”

The rich man replied “No, you don’t understand, the grass at my home is about two meters tall!”

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