A blonde woman went to a “Dude Ranch” while she was on vacation in Texas.
The cowboy who was preparing the horses at the Dude Ranch, asked if her if she wanted a Western or an English saddle.
The blonde woman was confused and asked the cowboy what the difference between them was.
“Well”, the cowboy said, “one has a horn and the other doesn’t”.
The blonde woman replied, “Just get me the one without the horn, I don’t think we’ll run into too much traffic out here”.
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