A drunk staggered on board a bus in Ireland and asked the driver how long the trip was between Limerick and Cork.
“About 2 hours”, the bus driver said.
“Okay”, the drunk replied, “then how long is the trip between Cork and Limerick?”
The irate bus driver replied to the drunk, “It’s still about 2 hours drive man”.
“Why’d ya think there’d be a difference?”, the bus driver asked.
“Well”, the drunk said. “It’s only a week between Christmas and New Year’s, but it’s a helluva long time between New Year’s and Christmas!”
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