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Drunk On A Bus

Image used under a Collective Commons License from drunk staggers on board a bus in Ireland and asks the driver how long the trip is between Limerick and Cork.

“About 2 hours”, says the bus driver.

“Okay”,says the drunk, “then how long is the trip between Cork and Limerick?”

The irate bus driver says to the drunk, “It’s still about 2 hours drive man”.

“Why’d ya think there’d be a difference?”, the bus driver asked.

“Well”, says the drunk. “It’s only a week between Christmas and New Year’s, but it’s a helluva long time between New Year’s and Christmas!”

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