A drunk man was in the court room and brought before the judge.
Just before the court case was about to start, there was a loud commotion from up in the gallery.
The judge angrily pounded his gravel on his table and shouted, “Order, order!”
The drunk immediately responded, “Thank you, your honour, I’ll have a whisky and soda”.
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