Have you heard the story about the drunk in the bathroom?
A drunk middle-aged man, who had knocked back a few beers in the pub that evening, got up from the bar and staggered off to the bathroom.
A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream was heard from the bathroom.
A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberated through the bar.
The bartender went into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk was screaming.
“What’s all the screaming about in there? You’re scaring the customers!” the bartender called out.
“I’m just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my testicles”, the drunk replied.
With that, the bartender opened the door, looked in and said…
“You idiot! “, the bartender said to him, “You’re sitting on the mop bucket!
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