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Drunk And Speeding

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Murphy was driving home having been out having a few pints of Guinness, he was drunk and also speeding.

On his way home that night, he got pulled over by a Sikh police officer who was wearing a turban.

The police officer asked him to get out of the car and proceeded to write him a ticket.

Murphy pleaded with him, “Ah bejeezus, I’m almost home, don’t be giving me a ticket”.

The officer said to Murphy, “I have to give you a ticket sir, you have had a few too much to drink and you were speeding”.

Murphy once again asked him not to give him a ticket, explaining that his house was just around the corner, but the officer didn’t seem to care and handed him the ticket.

Irritated, Murphy looked the officer straight in the eye, and said, “I hope your head never gets better!”

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