Drunk Again

Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Long_Voyage_HomePatrick Flaherty came home drunk again as he did every evening, just before ten o’clock.

Now, the Missus was never too happy about this, so one night she hid in the cemetery that he passes on the way home, intending to scare the beejeezus out of him.

As poor Patrick wanders by the cemetery, up from behind a tombstone she jumps in a red devil costume screaming, “Patrick Sean Flaherty, sure and ya’ don’t give up you’re drinkin’ and it’s to Hell I’ll take ye'”.

Patrick, undaunted, staggered back and demanded, “Who the hell ARE you?”.

Too that the Missus replied, “I’m the divil ya’ damned old fool”.

To which Flaherty remarked, “Damned glad to meet you sir, I’m married to yer sister.”


Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Long_Voyage_Home

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