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Driving Through Texas

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Two guys were driving through Texas when they got pulled over by a state trooper.

The trooper walked up to their vehicle and tapped on the window with his nightstick.

The driver rolled down the window and the trooper smacked him in the head with the stick.

The driver said, “Why did you do that?

The trooper replied, “You’re in Texas, son. When I pull you over, you’ll have your license ready.”

The driver said, “I’m sorry, officer, I’m not from around here.”

The trooper then ran a check on the guy’s license and he’s clean.

He gave the guy his license back and walked around to the passenger side and tapped on the window.

The passenger rolled his window down and the trooper smacked him with the nightstick.

The passenger said, “What did you do that for?”

The trooper replied, “I was just making your wishes come true.”

The passenger said, “Huh?”

The cop replied, “I know that two miles down the road you’re gonna say, ‘I wish that f@@@@r would’ve tried that shit with me!'”

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