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Driving License Renewal

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That time had come around again when it was time to renew my driving license, so off I went to the local licensing center, the Department Of Motor Vehicles.

When I got there, the licensing center was packed and I had to stand in line with a lot of other frustrated folks just like me.

Well the line inched along for almost an hour, until the man ahead of me finally got his driving license issued.

He inspected his photo for a moment and then commented to the clerk, “I was standing in that line so long, I ended up looking pretty grouchy in this picture”.

The clerk looked at his picture closely, and reassured him, “It’s okay. That’s how you’re going to look when the cops pull you over anyway”.

I guess that’s the truth in one sense and have you ever seen a driving license with a decent photo? I thought not, me neither.

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