
A drunk goes into a bar, walks up to the bartender and calls out, “Drinks for everyone, and one for you too”.
The bartender serves everyone in the bar, including himself.
“That will be fifty dollars, please”, he says to the drunk.
“I don’t have any money”, the drunk says.
Angry, the bartender takes the drunk outside and beats him up.
The next day, the drunk comes back, walks up to the bartender and again calls out, “Drinks for everyone, including the bartender”.
The bartender thinks to himself, he wouldn’t be so stupid to do the same thing again, he must have money this time, so he serves the drinks.
But when he asks him to pay, the drunk again tells him that he doesn’t have any money.
The bartender takes the drunk outside again and gives him a savage beating.
The next night, the same drunk comes in and tells the bartender to get a drink for everyone.
“And not one for me tonight?” asks the bartender.
“Nah”, says the drunk, “You get violent when you drink!”
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