Murphy was standing at the bar in his local pub in Ireland when this small Chinese guy came in, stood next to him and started drinking a beer.
Murphy asked him, “Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu?”
The man said, “No, why you ask me that?” Is it because I am Chinese?”
“No”, Murphy said, “It’s because you’re drinking my beer”.
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