One evening, as Bill and Mabel sat on Bill’s front porch watching the sun go down over the western hills, Bill spied his prize bull humping one of his cows down on the farm.
He sighed in contentment at this idyllic rural scene, and figured that maybe the omens were right for him to put the move on Mabel.
So, Bill put his arm around Mabel, leaned over and whispered in her ear, “Mabel, I’d sure like to do what that bull is doing.”
Mabel leaned toward him and whispered back, “Go ahead. She’s your cow!”
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