So, a businessman entered a tavern, sat down at the bar and ordered a double martini on the rocks.
After he finished the drink, he peeked inside his shirt pocket, then asked the bartender to prepare another double martini for him.
After he finished that his second martini, he again peeked inside his shirt pocket and then asked the bartender to bring him another double martini.
The bartender looked at him and said, “Look, buddy, I’ll bring you martinis all night long, but you have to tell me why you keep looking inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill”.
The businessman replied, “I’m just peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it’s time to go home”.
Well I guess it’s better than cheating, although he might just be in for a fight when he gets home drunk!
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