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Double Dose Of Viagra

Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://www.flickr.com/photos/stockcatalog/40228889445An older gentleman went to see his doctor and asked if he could give him a double dose of Viagra.

The doctor told him that he couldn’t allow him a double dose.

“Why not?” asked the man.

“Because it’s not safe,” replied the doctor.

“But I need it really bad,” the man said.

“Well, why do you need it so badly?” asked the doctor, curious.

The man said, “My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday, my ex-wife will be here on Saturday, and my wife is coming home on Sunday. Can’t you see Doctor? I must have a double dose.”

So, the doctor finally relented, saying to the man, “Okay, I will give you a double dose of Viagra, but you have to come in on Monday morning so that I can check you to see if there are any side effects.”

The man agreed, and the doctor prescribed him a double dose of Viagra as he requested.

On Monday, the man dragged himself in to see the doctor, with his right arm in a sling.

The doctor asked him, “What on earth happened to you?”

The man replied, “No one showed up.”


Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://www.flickr.com/photos/stockcatalog/40228889445

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