An older gentleman went to see his doctor and asked if he could give him a double dose of Viagra.
The doctor told him that he couldn’t allow him a double dose of Viagra.
“Why not?” asked the man.
“Because it’s not safe to take a double dose of Viagra”, replied the doctor.
“But I need it really bad”, the man said.
“Well, why do you need it so badly?” asked the doctor, curious as to why an older gentleman in particular might be making this unusual request.
The man said, “My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday, my ex-wife will be here on Saturday and my wife is coming home on Sunday. Can’t you see Doctor? I must have a double dose”.
So, the doctor finally relented, saying to the man, “Okay, I will give you a double dose of Viagra, but you have to come in on Monday morning so that I can check you to see if there are any side effects”.
The man agreed to see the doctor the following Monday, so he prescribed him a double dose of Viagra as he requested.
On Monday, the man dragged himself in to see the doctor, with his right arm in a sling.
The doctor looked puzzled and asked him, “What on earth happened to you?”
The man replied, “No one showed up”.
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