Melania Trump bought her husband a parrot for his birthday and told vice president Mike Pence, “This parrot is so smart! Donald has already taught him to mispronounce over 200 words!”
“That’s impressive, all right”, Pence said. “But you realize that he just says he words, right? He doesn’t understand what they mean”.
“That’s okay”, she replied. “Neither does the parrot”.
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