Donald Trump, ever the victim, said he was sick of people always accusing him of lying.
So today he met with someone from the CIA to administer a lie detector test, to settle the matter once and for all.
The CIA agent explained how the lie detector test worked to Donald Trump.
He told him that he would ask a series of questions. If he told the truth the light would turn green and if he told a lie, then the light would turn red.
After explaining how the test worked, the agent asked Trump if he understood.
Trump replied, “Yes”.
The light on the lie detector turned red.
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