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Donald Trump’s First Night In The White House

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Donald Trump was thrilled at finally being able to spend his first night in the White House, but something very strange happened.

On the very first night, he was awakened by George Washington’s ghost.

Trump asked the ghost, “President Washington, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?”

“Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did,” advised George Washington.

With all the excitement of the White House, Trump still couldn’t sleep well, and then, later on that night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moved through the dark bedroom.

“Tom, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?” Donald Trump asked.

“Cut taxes and reduce the size of the government,” Thomas Jefferson answered.

Trump still couldn’t sleep well, and much later he saw another ghostly figure moving in the shadows.

It was Abraham Lincoln’s ghost.

“Abe, what is the best thing I could do to help the country?” Trump asked.

Abraham Lincoln replied, “Go see a play.”


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