Ok, so the chances of Donald Trump going to heaven are slim to none (and that’s being generous IMHO), but I couldn’t resist updating this old joke from the G.W. Bush era, as it’s even more appropriate.
Albert Einstein dies and goes to heaven.
Saint Peter says, “You look like Albert Einstein, but you have no idea the lengths some people will go to, to sneak in through the Pearly Gates. Can you prove who you really are?”
Einstein ponders for a few seconds and asks, “Could I have a blackboard and some chalk?”
Saint Peter snaps his fingers and a blackboard and chalk instantly appear.
Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane mathematics and symbols his theory of relativity.
Saint Peter is suitably impressed. “You really are Albert Einstein! Welcome to Heaven!”
Shortly after, Pablo Picasso arrives at the Pearly Gates.
I’m guessing there must have been roadworks on the highway to heaven, or maybe major wildfires somewhere along the way for the journey to take so long, but anyways…
Once again Saint Peter asks for his credentials.
Picasso asks, “Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk?”
Saint Peter says, “Go ahead.”
Picasso erases Einstein’s equations and sketches a truly stunning mural with just a few strokes of chalk.
Saint Peter claps. “Surely you are the great artist you claim to be! Come on in!”
Then Saint Peter looks up and sees Donald Trump standing there.
Saint Peter scratches his head and says, “Einstein and Picasso both managed to prove their identity. How can you prove yours?”
Donald Trump looks bewildered and says, “Who are Einstein and Picasso?”
Saint Peter sighs, “Come on in, Donald.”
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