The Laughline
Thousands Of Funny Jokes To Make You Laugh

Dollar Bills

Image used under a Collective Commons License from

This is a story about two dollar bills who have reached the end of their life. We think you should get a good laugh out of this one.

A well worn one dollar bill and a similarly distressed twenty dollar bill arrived at a Federal Reserve Bank, ready to be retired from circulation.

As they moved along the conveyor belt to be burned, they struck up a conversation.

The twenty dollar bill reminisced about its travels which had taken it all over the country.

“I reckon I’ve had a pretty good life”, the twenty proclaimed. “Why I’ve been to Las Vegas and Atlantic City, the finest restaurants in New York , performances on Broadway and even a cruise to the Caribbean”.

“Wow!” said the one dollar bill. “You really have had an exciting life!”

“So tell me”, the twenty dollar bill asked, “where have you been throughout your lifetime?”

The one dollar bill replied, “Oh, well I’ve been to the Methodist Church, the Baptist Church, the Lutheran Church…”

The twenty dollar bill interrupted, “What’s a church?”

Image used under a Collective Commons License from

Leave a comment

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.