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Patient: Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a dog.
Doctor: Sit on the couch and we will talk about it.
Patient: But I’m not allowed up on the couch!
Patient: Doctor, Doctor You’ve got to help me. I just can’t stop my hands shaking!
Doctor: Do you drink a lot?
Patient: Not really – I spill most of it!
Patient: Doctor, Doctor Have you got something for a bad headache?
Doctor: Of course. Just take this hammer and smash yourself in the head. Then you’ll have a bad headache.
Patient: Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m God!
Doctor: When did this start?
Patient: Well first I created the sun, then the earth, then the…
Patient: Doctor, Doctor I keep getting a pain in my eye when I drink coffee!
Doctor: Have you ever tried it by taking the spoon out first?
Patient: Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up the spots on my face?
Doctor: I never make rash promises!
Patient: Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a frog!
Doctor: So what’s wrong with that?
Patient: I think I’m going to croak!
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