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We know you love Doctor Doctor jokes, so here are a few to make you chuckle.

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Patient: Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a dog.

Doctor: Sit on the couch and we will talk about it.

Patient: But I’m not allowed up on the couch!


Patient: Doctor, Doctor You’ve got to help me. I just can’t stop my hands shaking!

Doctor: Do you drink a lot?

Patient: Not really – I spill most of it!


Patient: Doctor, Doctor Have you got something for a bad headache?

Doctor: Of course. Just take this hammer and smash yourself in the head. Then you’ll have a bad headache.


Patient: Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m God!

Doctor: When did this start?

Patient: Well first I created the sun, then the earth, then theā€¦


Patient: Doctor, Doctor I keep getting a pain in my eye when I drink coffee!

Doctor: Have you ever tried it by taking the spoon out first?


Patient: Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up the spots on my face?

Doctor: I never make rash promises!


Patient: Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a frog!

Doctor: So what’s wrong with that?

Patient: I think I’m going to croak!


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