After the eighty four year old lady finished her annual physical examination, the doctor said to her, “You are in fine shape for your age, Mrs. Cratchit, but tell me, do you still have intercourse?”
“Just a minute, I’ll have to ask my husband”, the old lady said.
She stepped out into the crowded waiting room and yelled out loud: “Bob, do we still have intercourse?”
Suddenly, there was a hush in the waiting room. It was literally so quiet you could hear a pin drop.
Bob answered impatiently, “If I have told you once, Martha, I have told you a hundred times. What we have is Blue Cross!”
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