“Just a minute, I’ll have to ask my husband”, the old lady said.
She stepped out into the crowded waiting room and yelled out loud: “Bob, do we still have intercourse?”
Suddenly, there was a hush in the waiting room. It was literally so quiet you could hear a pin drop.
Bob answered impatiently, “If I have told you once, Martha, I have told you a hundred times. What we have is Blue Cross!”
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