Marjorie stood up before the judge in the divorce court.
Judge: “You have asked for a divorce decree from this court. Madam, is that right?”
Marjorie: “Yes Your Honor”.
Judge: “And the grounds for your request is that your husband is too careless about his appearance. Is that correct?”
Marjorie: “That’s right, Judge. He ain’t appeared at home in close to five years now”.
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