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Divorce Court

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Marjorie stood up before the judge in the divorce court.

Judge: “You have asked for a divorce decree from this court. Madam, is that right?”

Marjorie: “Yes Your Honor”.

Judge: “And the grounds for your request is that your husband is too careless about his appearance. Is that correct?”

Marjorie: “That’s right, Judge. He ain’t appeared at home in close to five years now”.


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