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Divorce

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Divorce, never a pleasant subject, but the topic of many jokes and we have a good one here for you.

A man appears before a judge one day, hoping that he can get a divorce.

The judge quietly reviews a stack of papers and then asks the man, “Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce”.

“I want a divorce Your Honour”, the man says, “because I live in a two story house”.

The Judge replies, “What kind of a reason is that! What’s the big deal about a two story house?”

The man answers, “Well Judge, one story is… **I have a headache** and the other story is **It’s that time of the month!**


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