A man appears before a judge one day, seeking a divorce.
The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says to the man, “Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce”.
“I want a divorce Your Honour”, the man says, “because I live in a two-story house”.
The Judge replies, “What kind of a reason is that! What’s the big deal about a two-story house?”
The man answers, “Well Judge, one story is… **I have a headache** and the other story is **It’s that time of the month!** “