An Irishman arrived at JFK Airport in New York, and was seen wandering about the terminal, obviously very distressed and with tears streaming down his cheeks.
An airline employee asked him what was wrong, and if he was already homesick.
“No,” replied the Irishman. “I’ve lost all me luggage!”
“How did that happen?”, the airline employee asked him.
“The cork fell out”, said the Irishman.
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