A dirty little boy was playing at the playground.
He walked up to his mother, who was sitting on a bench watching him, tapped her on the arm and asked, “Who am I?”
His mother thought for a minute and replied, “I don’t know! Who are you?”
The little boy said excitedly, “Wow! My teacher was right. She said that I was so dirty that even my own mother wouldn’t recognize me”.
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