This is an old joke because, seriously, who calls Directory Enquiries” any more, but it’s a good one…
Caller: “I’d like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff please”.
Operator: “I’m sorry, there’s no listing for Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff. Is the spelling correct?”
Caller: “Well, it used to be called the Bargoed Fish Bar but the ‘B’ fell off”.
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